Further proof that if "Fair and Balanced" were even remotely self-evident, then it wouldn't need to be their goddamned SLOGAN.
I'd feel a lot better if we could just drag, say, Sean Hannity or Bill O'Reilly into the middle of the street like a dog and shoot him twice in the face for crimes against common sense. Then hoist his limp, lifeless corpse into a cage, and hang it up for the crows to pick clean.
Shit, if we could make the "Carrion-Cam" a live, subscription-based 24-hour web feed, we could probably raise a few bucks to start beating back the debt clock. Get it moving DOWN again, like it did when Clinton was in the White House.
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...sorry. that was my jaw hitting the keyboard.
Further proof that if "Fair and Balanced" were even remotely self-evident, then it wouldn't need to be their goddamned SLOGAN.
I'd feel a lot better if we could just drag, say, Sean Hannity or Bill O'Reilly into the middle of the street like a dog and shoot him twice in the face for crimes against common sense. Then hoist his limp, lifeless corpse into a cage, and hang it up for the crows to pick clean.
Shit, if we could make the "Carrion-Cam" a live, subscription-based 24-hour web feed, we could probably raise a few bucks to start beating back the debt clock. Get it moving DOWN again, like it did when Clinton was in the White House.
The Fox News thing is a fake btw -- there actually ARE limits to how far they will sink.
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