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At this point, I'm thinking that Chrispy has but a single option left to salvage what's left of his career: Country Music.
Aye, that last respite of the commercially dead artist, Country. The same low-bar safe haven of crushing mediocrity and low expectations that is currently extending the careers of Jessica Simpson, Hootie, and multiple reality-show rejects by an extra, undeserved fifteen minutes.
Yep...If you've proven yourself a tragic, abject failure in any other area of endeavor, that MORE than qualifies you for smashing success in the world of pickup trucks, beer, and 6th-grade educations! So I'm sure Mr. Brown-eye will be embraced by Country fans and their all-but-nonexistent standards.
Sure, there are still a lot of Red-State venues where he'll have to use the service entrance, but if it was good enough for Charley Pride, it oughta be good enough for his hottie-beating douchebag ass.
Taj -
Isn't that why you can turn the sound off?
Jon's soul from jon and kate plus 8 has loooong been dead.
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