Barney Frank ain't tryin' to hear that townhall tomfoolery shit, suckahz:
D-aaamn! I can't tell... is that Barney Frank or Pete Sampras?
'cuz your azz just got straight served, stupid lady!
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I love this. It's the perfect way to counter this idiotic bumper sticker rhetoric that spews from both sides. Where politicians used to be under guidance to never call someone's intelligence into question, I think it's more than appropriate lately.
And, for the record, I'd laugh just as hard if it was a GOPer dishing out the pain. There's certainly more than enough yahoos on both sides of the aisle to warrant this strategy.
I love Barney Frank. LOVE. HIM. If more politicians were like this guy (i.e., unafraid to be who they are and speak plainly without dressing up their discourse with glad-handing bullshit), I really think a lot more would get done around here.
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I love this. It's the perfect way to counter this idiotic bumper sticker rhetoric that spews from both sides. Where politicians used to be under guidance to never call someone's intelligence into question, I think it's more than appropriate lately.
And, for the record, I'd laugh just as hard if it was a GOPer dishing out the pain. There's certainly more than enough yahoos on both sides of the aisle to warrant this strategy.
I love Barney Frank. LOVE. HIM. If more politicians were like this guy (i.e., unafraid to be who they are and speak plainly without dressing up their discourse with glad-handing bullshit), I really think a lot more would get done around here.
I certainly don't love Barney Frank, but this is pretty hilarious.
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