Fact: 78% of people consider the Snuggie a terribly stupid product.Fact: 99% of people would gladly wear one in a cold basement if they knew nobody would ever know.
Well, that was before thesnuggiesutra.com.
Taking the armholes and presenting ideas for sex for the unusually cold or bashful just opened up sex sans night terrors for like 30% of people over 45 (yeah, we're obsessed with statistics here at the DoF.)
While this site is certainly a satire site, its effect will be legendary.
This could do for older women what Viagra does for my dad...gross.
Soon, we'll begin to reference it in every day conversation as required knowledge for this generation's pop culture lexicon.
Because, really. What woman doesn't want to try the Superwoman? Right now.
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