You know that house on your block?The one with windows shuttered by overgrown shrubs and an ill-kempt lawn where the weeds are only outnumbered by creepy lawn ornaments?
The one that never has any lights on?
Yeah, well... people keep telling you a lady lives there by herself, but you never see her.
One time, though, you thought you saw a floral-patterned moo-moo moving in the faint, flickering light produced by the Home Shopping Network. But nothing conclusive. Kinda like that grainy film clip of Bigfoot.
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is it just me, or does this seem like something a serial killer would do? is the purchase of this book alone enough to arrest someone?
I think it would depend on the breed of dog. Some dogs have really long, luxurious coats. I bet a large, long-haired dog could be shorn at least once a year. With this book, you are ready for the craft fair circuit.
See, this is a perfect example
From Amazon Comments:
"My only complaint is the cover is misleading, there is a picture of a basset hound on the cover but you can't spin basset fur. I own a basset and bought the book because of the cover."
Remember that when you're at the shelter…you can't spin basset fur!
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