Jeezus.
Cankles?
Really?
You're reporting on cankles?
Vital news gathering, CNN. Thank you. Cronkite would be proud.
What's next? A special report on FUPAs?
<---- Hall of Fame FUPA.
Vital news gathering, CNN. Thank you. Cronkite would be proud.
What's next? A special report on FUPAs?
<---- Hall of Fame FUPA.Thanks to B. for the link!
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I love how the doctor they talk to recommends against liposuction of the ol' cankle-pudge, saying it can be dangerous to underlying tissues.
It's obvious she means well...but I'm sure the hyper-conceited elective-surgery crowd known for injecting toxic botulism into their goddamned FACES is gonna be really concerned about damage to the vascular supply of the adipose fat on their feet. All they give a shit about is making sure their strappy gladiator heels fit.
Aren't the cankles the only reason some of these porkers haven't had their feet completely obliterated by the girth above?
Ahh yes Knarf... the load-bearing cankle theory.
Cankles are ridiculous. That's why I invented the cankle bracelet.
Good lord, Clarence... it looks like Jimmy Deans glued on to a Christmas ham.
Yikes.
"The Load-bearing Cankle Theory" is going to be the name of the first album by Moshi and the Wind Wizards
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