The Colonel is trying to kill you.
He wants you to die, and he wants you to die now.
How else do you explain his newest menu item - a bacon sandwich topped with a slice of pepper jack, a slice of swiss cheese and the Colonel's secret sauce**?
What?
That doesn't sound too bad, you say?
How else do you explain his newest menu item - a bacon sandwich topped with a slice of pepper jack, a slice of swiss cheese and the Colonel's secret sauce**?
What?
That doesn't sound too bad, you say?
In fact it sounds very similar to what you had for breakfast this morning, you say?
Hm…
Oh, right!
That's 'cuz I forget something.
You know the bun?
Hm…
Oh, right!
That's 'cuz I forget something.
You know the bun?
It's been replaced.
…
…
…
With fried chicken.
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…
With fried chicken.
Bite into the Double Down and say, "I hate me."
**Koala semen. It's true.
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Mmmm…koala semen. That hint of eucalyptus really sets it apart!
You guys can have the high ground on this one.
That thing looks delicious.
Im eating that. So call it a split decision, Anon.
That's not really koala semen, is it?
"That's not really koala semen, is it?"
good question. it is not, in fact, koala semen. it's a cheaper corn syrup-based koala semen substitute.
Yeah, they inject like three or four Koala sperms into there to make stupid people think they're getting the real thing, but it's not even close to the real spunk deal.
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