Thursday, June 29, 2006

The Day I Lost Faith in Humanity, Part II


This is an actual warning label from a Tupperware container I use to keep dog food in.
Sadly, if I knew just how many parents decided not to store their baby in a Tupperware container as a result of seeing this warning label, I probably would've shot myself in the face by now.

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

The Day I Lost Faith in Humanity, Part 1



Xtreme things to do today:

1) Scale Mt. Everest
2) Jump over Grand Canyon on flaming unicycle
3) Purchase and consume white bread