Yesterday, you saw a post regarding an essential CNN report on cankles.
In that riveting, richly-detailed minute-and-a-half news package, cankles, unfortunately, were cast only in a negative light. Something to have liposuctioned away if you could just find the right unlicensed strip mall plastic surgeon unconcerned by the major nerve damage it most likely would cause.
But why?
What about those who have cankles and want to celebrate that fact?
What about those who say "I have canned hams where my ankles should be and I look fucking fabulous! If you've got 'em [cankles], flaunt 'em!"?
Well, luckily, that ever-growing (thanks to corn subsidies) niche consumer base is finally starting to be heard, and leading the way are the makers of the Cankle Bracelet. The fashion accessory for cankles!
Well, luckily, that ever-growing (thanks to corn subsidies) niche consumer base is finally starting to be heard, and leading the way are the makers of the Cankle Bracelet. The fashion accessory for cankles!
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