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Male model impregnates Halle Berry, anxiously awaits tangible proof that he had sex with Halle Berry
By Blaine Fridley
For years, Gabriel Aubrey begged anyone who would listen to believe him. But for the male population of planet Earth, his words seemed to be a proclamation of the impossible – consensual genital to genital contact with Halle Berry.
Sure, the 32-year old male model has had his fair share of sexual encounters with beautiful women, but to claim intimate relations with Halle Berry seemed to be a grossly absurd cry for attention.
Even though the painfully attractive Berry has been seen and photographed with various “boyfriends” over the years, the scientific community has long held the belief that even the very sight of a naked Halle Berry would cause a human male’s crotch to violently explode. This theory was backed up in 1994 when the crotches of 4 lab rats spontaneously combusted after viewing sketches of what scientists thought an unclothed Berry would look like.
Additionally, in 2001, over 1,800 men were hospitalized after their crotches exploded while viewing Berry’s topless scene in the movie Swordfish.
“It’s completely unbelievable,” said biologist James Ralpheson. “His is truly an accomplishment to be celebrated and remembered,” he continued before adding, “That lucky son of a bitch.”
Aubrey, who confessed to keeping his eyes closed and picturing a naked Michael Moore in order to "keep his shit together" during intercourse with Berry, echoed the enthusiasm of the scientific community, calling it “the greatest achievement of my life…and not to be cocky or anything, but it’s quite possibly the greatest achievement of mankind. No matter what happens between Halle and myself, whenever anybody looks at this kid, it’ll be a living reminder that I had sex with Halle Berry. Eat that, Tyrese.”
Sure, the 32-year old male model has had his fair share of sexual encounters with beautiful women, but to claim intimate relations with Halle Berry seemed to be a grossly absurd cry for attention.
Even though the painfully attractive Berry has been seen and photographed with various “boyfriends” over the years, the scientific community has long held the belief that even the very sight of a naked Halle Berry would cause a human male’s crotch to violently explode. This theory was backed up in 1994 when the crotches of 4 lab rats spontaneously combusted after viewing sketches of what scientists thought an unclothed Berry would look like.
Additionally, in 2001, over 1,800 men were hospitalized after their crotches exploded while viewing Berry’s topless scene in the movie Swordfish.
“It’s completely unbelievable,” said biologist James Ralpheson. “His is truly an accomplishment to be celebrated and remembered,” he continued before adding, “That lucky son of a bitch.”
Aubrey, who confessed to keeping his eyes closed and picturing a naked Michael Moore in order to "keep his shit together" during intercourse with Berry, echoed the enthusiasm of the scientific community, calling it “the greatest achievement of my life…and not to be cocky or anything, but it’s quite possibly the greatest achievement of mankind. No matter what happens between Halle and myself, whenever anybody looks at this kid, it’ll be a living reminder that I had sex with Halle Berry. Eat that, Tyrese.”
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An announcment from the Diary of Fools Chief Editor, Blaine Fridley
After a short hiatus, the Diary of Fools is back and better than ever! So what exactly makes the new DOF "better than ever"? Upskirt shots, my friend. Lots and lots of celebrity upskirt shots. Besides relying on us for our unbeatable and witty brand of commentary, the DOF looks forward to becoming your uncontested source for Tinseltown beaver on all of the Interweb! That's right! From LiLo (click photo)
to Serena Williams(click photo)
... we've got something for everyone! So enjoy the NEW and IMPROVED Diary of Fools ... and be sure to check out classic DOF entries like our College Graduation Guide (Chapters 1 and 2) and much more!
Thank you,
Blaine Fridley, Chief Editor, Diary of Fools
to Serena Williams(click photo)
... we've got something for everyone! So enjoy the NEW and IMPROVED Diary of Fools ... and be sure to check out classic DOF entries like our College Graduation Guide (Chapters 1 and 2) and much more!Thank you,
Blaine Fridley, Chief Editor, Diary of Fools
Friday, February 02, 2007
News Break
Bush on Iraq:
"I'm clearly overcompensating"
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President Bush discusses the real reason he went into Iraq.
Most guys would just buy a Camaro.
"I'm clearly overcompensating"
Getty Images
(Above)
President Bush discusses the real reason he went into Iraq.
Most guys would just buy a Camaro.
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