"Hello?"
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"Ummm...hello? 'scuse me? sir? Yeah-hi… can I help you with something?"
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"You're here for what?
Fresh content?
Hahaha oooooh, sweety, I'm sorry 'bout that. Nobody told you? Typical. Ya'know, not for nuthin', but the guys that run this place? Total jagoffs. I've got an open sore on my taint with more personality and class than those semi-literate chowderheads. How they've even managed to keep a blog going for this long is beyond me. Anytime I've seen 'em, they're either huffing paint or taking a nap on that bare, soiled mattress over there in the middle of the lobby. Yup, some reeeaaaal dipshits, that's for sure, reeeeeaaal dipshits.
And, honey, if you're here for fresh content, you're gonna be waiting a while. Seems the man-children in charge of this dump have come to the conclusion that the best way to run a successful blog is to move to Thailand and open up a chain of handjob parlors. How they came to that conclusion, I have no idea. I think I'm safe in saying all the paint huffing had something to do with it, though I've heard the government subsidies for start-up handjob businesses in Thailand are pretty generous. Anyway, they told me to tell visitors that their shit stain of a website will be back up and running after the new year and to offer a can of Campbell's cream of mushroom soup as a token of their appreciation for your patience and support…
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Fucking freaks."
Keep us bookmarked! We'll be back Jan. '10!
Thanks for your patience,
The DoF Crew
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