
1990: After a wild, week-long, vodka-soaked bender, Boris N. Yeltsin woke up to find he had been elected president of the Russian republic. Some crazy shit, comrade. Crazy shit.
1848: Following years of vociferously preaching the pressing importance of discount fireworks and higher quality cheese to the legitimacy of the fledgling democracy, President James Polk welcomed Wisconsin as the 30th state of the union.