My driver's license lists my date of birth as November 13, 1979. I disagree.
Fact is, I didn't start truly living until the day I discovered Nutella. I look back at all those wasted pre-Nutella years with nothing but contempt, disdain and utter disappointment.
This was not living.
Seriously, if for some reason a news report comes out tomorrow stating that Nutella is actually re-packaged Soylent Green, I don't think I'd be able to stop eating it as quickly as I morally should.
I would then find the reporter who broke the story, ask them what it was in life that they truly loved, find that thing and destroy it.
I love you Nutella.
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