Aside from learning your instruments, writing songs, finding regular gigs and deciding what supermodel you're going to domestically abuse, the toughest part about starting a band is choosing a name.
And because your BFFs at the DoF know thinking can be hard, we've compiled a totally complimentary cock-rockin' list of band names along with the type of music best-suited for that suggested band name.
Band Name/Best suited for:
EarPunchClimax/Finnish Speed Metal
Suffocated by Cool/UB40 cover band
The Didgeri-don'ts/Australian Lesbian Rock*
Post-Coital Tears/A tribute to Morrissey
Bag of Crushed Child/Black Metal
Tumor Circus/Christian Pop
The Great Muppet Raper/Acoustic Folk Duo
Territorial Tennis Partner/Ska fusion
I Like Gravy/Songs inspired by and about gravy
Voluptuous Toddler/String Quartet
Absconded Erections/Playing the best of Phil Collins
They Stole Jazz/Black Bluegrass String Band
Manatee's Closet/Plus-sized fashion pop
Suffocated by Cool/UB40 cover band
The Didgeri-don'ts/Australian Lesbian Rock*
Post-Coital Tears/A tribute to Morrissey
Bag of Crushed Child/Black Metal
Tumor Circus/Christian Pop
The Great Muppet Raper/Acoustic Folk Duo
Territorial Tennis Partner/Ska fusion
I Like Gravy/Songs inspired by and about gravy
Voluptuous Toddler/String Quartet
Absconded Erections/Playing the best of Phil Collins
They Stole Jazz/Black Bluegrass String Band
Manatee's Closet/Plus-sized fashion pop
Post-emo Colonial Marching Bands: So hot right now.
*The Didgeri-don'ts name comes free with the Barry Metropolis-penned, soon-to-be-smash-hit, "Get That Thing Away From My Mouth"
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