There are times when surfing the Internet that you stumble across a website that reminds you of just how incredible the Internet can be. A website obviously devoted to breaking barriers, to stretching the limits of what we previously thought could be done with this amazing technology. And it is for those websites that the Diary of Fools created the "That's Web-tastic!" Award, to be given annually to the website that rocks the cyber community to its very core and changes the possibilities of where people thought the Internet could take humanity.
With that in mind, it is a great pleasure to give the first annual Diary of Fools "That's Web-tastic!" Award to: http://www.centex.net/~elliott/unicorn.html. One click and I think - nay - I KNOW you will agree.
Never, and I mean NEVER, has unicorn art and the Casio keyboard come together as divinely as they do on this page.
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'Sup Blaine? Thanks for stoppin by my bloggy thingy. I just thought I should drop you a note to say that my good friends at Blog Catalog have reconsidered (despite my last entry) and have accepted me. I don't know what this means for me, but I'm sure there's an award ceremony or sumfin. right?
Unicorns are actually pretty cool. They are spirits of light and hope, and they are perpetually healing disease and illness with their single magical horn. The actor Tim Curry once removed the horn from a unicorn to use for his own vile purposes. In retribution, he was cast down into the dark, flickering flames of the infinite-dimensional Abyss. Do you hear his howling? So, just remember that. Let's not cross any lines by what we flippantly label as "Web-tastic".
I saw a unicorn once.
Well, that's not exactly true. I saw that pashmina goat that Ringling Brothers was pimping as a unicorn about 20 years ago. Turns out that, much like an old Chinese woman's feet or a bonsai tree, if you if you bind the living shit out of a goat's horns from birth, you can make them grow into pretty much any shape you want. So, that's what they did. There wasn't much of an animal-rights movement then (PeTA was pretty much just one hippie "liberating" lobsters from the tanks at seafood restaurants), so they got away with it for awhile. Then, by the time someone said, "Hey, hold on a minute", the circus sent Goaty packing, and was all like, "Never mind that, look over there! Clowns!" and nobody really ever said any more about it.
It was a more innocent time.
Holy *insert expletive of choice here*!! Have you seen how many hits that site has had? It HAS to be a fake counter. But now I know what I am missing in life. Why did I stupidly choose heavy metal music and working in IT earning good money when I could have been a unicorn specialist.
Damn this evil life and it's choices it thrust upon me.
Them unicorns is dangerous and horny creatures.
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