Thursday, January 31, 2008

Diary of Fools Newswire

Dead horse found beaten beyond recognition; media suspected


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Posted by blaine_fridley at 7:04 PM

2 comments:

Jim Schweitzer said...

As long as I live, I'll never understand it.

Freddie Mercury: Gone.
Janis Joplin: Gone.
Kurt Cobain: Gone.
Duane Allman, Jimi Hendrix, Keith Moon, Jim Morrison, Jim Croce, Jerry Garcia, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Frank Zappa, Joey, Johnny, AND Dee Dee Ramone all GONE GONE GONE.

But this lip-synching, pro-toolsed, talent-free, child-neglecting, drug-and-booze hoovering, ugly as sin car-wrecking fucking pile-of-shit fleshbag still strides the earth, poisoning ears and airwaves alike with her special brand of over-produced, turd-polished, adolescently plastic squeanky-nail-getting-pulled-out-of-a-board BULLSHIT.

Some people are only alive because it is against the law to kill them.

5:01 PM
Ben said...

I don't know who that is.

6:34 PM

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