The DoF White Trash Receptacle: A Waffle House Wedding

Muslims have Mecca. Jews have the Wailing Wall. And Christians in the American South have...

...the Waffle House off of U.S. 29 in Dacula, GA.

And it was at this holiest of holy sites that George "Bubba" Mathis and Pamela Christian - both 23 years old (but with the look of people twice their age who have spent a lifetime chain-smoking and continuously eating ham) - decided to get hitched in front of the eyes of God and a dozen or so slack waffle holes.

So, ladies and gentlemen, find your best Harley Davidson skull cap, your whitest wife beater and your formal beer coozie, because you're invited to a Wafflehouse wedding! Click the pic below for a slideshow of the magical nuptials.

Photos courtesy of AP

Skeeball: Artform of carnival folk or crime against humanity?

South Carolina has bill to enforce games of chance on children's establishments like Chuck E. Cheese

Lord knows that a childhood full of targeting wood balls through elevated holes leads to a high murder rate and meth use. Look at the high number of ski-ball users in the Gary, IN area.

Its about time someone stepped up, and again the south have proven once again how they are at the cutting edge of safety in the scary post 9/11 world, where we all fear for our lives daily from random attacks from suicide bombers.

Say, just yesterday i got in a cab driven by a guy from Somalia. Do you know what they did to those pilots in Black Hawk Down? I was so scared I didn't even tip him.

Its about time we dealt with the real issues in this country, children starting gambling problems by spending hard earned quarters for so called "tickets" to buy plastic army men with those cool little parachutes. Where does it end America?

Thats right, with your baby dying from a suicide bomber because Johnny Bluestate voted for Obama.

God Bless the USA.