Friday, August 01, 2008

The DoF White Trash Receptacle: A Waffle House Wedding







M
uslims have Mecca. Jews have the Wailing Wall. And Christians in the American South have...

...the Waffle House off of U.S. 29 in Dacula, GA.

And it was at this holiest of holy sites that George "Bubba" Mathis and Pamela Christian - both 23 years old (but with the look of people twice their age who have spent a lifetime chain-smoking and continuously eating ham) - decided to get hitched in front of the eyes of God and a dozen or so slack waffle holes.

So, ladies and gentlemen, find your best Harley Davidson skull cap, your whitest wife beater and your formal beer coozie, because you're invited to a Wafflehouse wedding! Click the pic below for a slideshow of the magical nuptials.


Photos courtesy of AP

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

I love how in just about every picture there is someone with a cigarette dangling from their mouth...not just in their mouth but dangling. Klassy.

Anonymous said...

I don't get those Southerners. Why can't they have the reception at the VFW like normal folks. They got hot dish and everything there.

J-mizzle said...

I'm amazed that such a people group has managed to survive in a modern world. You'd think the introduction of books, computers, non-tin metal/cement roofs and waffle makers would have eradicated this classless, functionless, slug-like species.

Greasy Sax Man From The Lost Boys said...
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Greasy Sax Man From The Lost Boys said...

The waffle spread was amazing. The reception was beautiful. Sharing that wonderful experience with that wonderful establishment felt like a gift from heaven.

Lucy Parker said...

loved the "my way is the highway - god" tee . . . also loved the lone keystone light can amongst the other cans tied up behind the car

Anonymous said...

OMG! That was HILARIOUS! My favorite quote:

"The Waffle House is as much a part of our lives as our children are."

So classy -- particularly the wedding rings in the waffle.

How Jerry Springer.

Anonymous said...

Lol. A waffle house.

No srsly. A waffle house.

I'm so glad I don't live there.

Anonymous said...

Hey that was my wedding!!! hahahaa It's amazing on how these people exist and don't care they just got married at a waffle house

Anonymous said...

You have to love white trash. I wonder if they were inspired by that scene in Tin Cup.

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