Banner Banality: Dissecting Advertising's Lowest Form.

Front Sight Firearms Training Institute: Gunfights don't give second chances.

Me: Hey, you know what? That's totally true. I probably should avoid gunfights at all costs, huh?

Front Sight Firearms Training Institute: Ummm, no… that means you should learn how to gunfight properly… ahderrrr.

Banner Banality: Dissecting Advertising's Lowest Form.

<-----Hahaha… Love this one. He looks so scared and confused.

It's OK, old man. Everything's gonna be Oh. Kay. I'm not sure how you got stuck in my internets either, but we're gonna get you out of there as soon as possible, k buddy? In the meantime, just make sure you have your Jitterbug™ turned on so we can get a hold of you. And whatever you do, DO NOT give your money to anybody claiming to be a Nigerian prince while you're in there.

Banner Banality: Dissecting Advertising's Lowest Form.

Free delivery, direct to YOU!

Pushed out the back door of a moving nondescript white van, your Ukrainian Beauty® will be found in your front yard within 6-8 weeks… hooded, hog-tied and with 3-days worth of horse barbiturates coursing through her veins!

Ukrainian Beauty® will be unresponsive, but NOT dead… GUARANTEED!

Sorry, no C.O.D.s

Banner Banality: Dissecting Advertising's Lowest Form.

"If you died today, who would take care of your family?"

I don't know. And you know what? Looking at that cheap-ass generic "FATHER" headstone they went with, I don't think I fucking care anymore, Ghost of Christmas Future. Take me back to the bar now, please.

Banner Banality: Dissecting Advertising's Lowest Form.

If Internet banner ads are known for anything, it's subtlety.

Subtlety and class.

"Flamingo Las Vegas: Go Get Wet" ??

Hmm.

Well then.

To be fair, it is slightly more refined than their original concept:

"Flamingo Las Vegas: Stick your dick in it!"

Banner Banality: Dissecting Advertising's Lowest Form.

DoF asks: And this has what to do with toned abs?