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Pushed out the back door of a moving nondescript white van, your Ukrainian Beauty® will be found in your front yard within 6-8 weeks… hooded, hog-tied and with 3-days worth of horse barbiturates coursing through her veins!
Ukrainian Beauty® will be unresponsive, but NOT dead… GUARANTEED!
Sorry, no C.O.D.s
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