Shucky Finkleman, Entertainment Reporter
Turns out, the rumors of Megan Fox wanting to be taken more seriously as an actress and Shia LaBeouf dying of syphilis were only rumors!
Started by me.
Oops!!!!
But really, you Gullible Gusses, can you even imagine anybody ever taking Megan Fox seriously? Well... I'd take her… seriously! POW! We're movin' fast…
… Anywhoodledoo, with the hype heating up already, finding a tick for this flick could be more difficult than sustaining an erection through the entirety of a Rachel Ray Maxim photo spread.
That's why the ol' Shuckster decided to come up with a few alternatives if you can't find a seat on opening weekend:
1. Put this scene on constant loop for 2 hours:
4. Make your own Transformer!
… Anywhoodledoo, with the hype heating up already, finding a tick for this flick could be more difficult than sustaining an erection through the entirety of a Rachel Ray Maxim photo spread.
Should be sexy. Not sexy.
1. Put this scene on constant loop for 2 hours:
2. Megan Fox is a vacuous ice queen who looks like she'd slap your grandmother without blinking an eye. Discuss: How long would you continue dating Megan Fox if she slapped your grandmother?
3. Mail script of Keanu Reeves Bio Flick you've been working on to Shia LaBeouf
4. Make your own Transformer!
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Rumor has it that John Malkovich and Frances McDormand will be in third installment. (Note: I didn't see the first two)
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