Limerick Movie Reviews: Box Office Top Five - Week of 3/15/10

#1 - Alice in Wonderland

Again number one? Well, so be it.
It seems I'm unable to flee it.
It certainly looks
Like one for the books.
I guess I'll get baked, and go see it.

#2 - Diary of a Wimpy Kid

A junior high kid keeps a journal
With monologues, mostly internal.
Will he get through class
Without a kicked ass?
Can't tell you, but hope springs eternal.

#3 - The Bounty Hunter

Although Gerry Butler's the shit,
He desp'rately needs a new hit.
Or else he'll be sticking
To yelling and kicking
Some dude toward a bottomless pit.

#4 - Repo Men

Your heart was received from a donor?
Then be a responsible owner,
Or it's repossessed
Right out of your chest.
And no, sir, you don't get a loaner.

#5 - She's Out of My League

A gorgeous and buxom young bunny,
Goes out with a "nice guy" who's funny.
It's cute, but a lie.
The weird-looking guy?
It's not even like he had MONEY.