(Left) 7 year-old Billy Schmails is viciously attacked and defecated upon by a protective mother pigeon after the Tulsa, OK 1st grader mistook the bird's unattended offspring as an Easter egg in the city's 73rd annual Easter EGGstravaganza!
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- Some Asshole Blogger Minneapolis, MN
"...See? This is what I'm talking about. It's shit like this that makes people doubt my existence in the first place. Well, that and the fact that Mario Lopez keeps getting work somehow."
- God, Alleged Creator of the Universe
Hoboken, NJ
"I think it's neat how a group of retards can run their own website. A nice little story."
-Debra Goosingbunz, Social Worker Sandusky, OH
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Worldwide Love for the DoF (The DoF on the Interweb)
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