Your Headlines for March 11, 2009

Local

White Elephant Gift Recipient Secretly Excited About "Kate and Allie " Season 3 DVD

Sports

Cal Ripken Strains Hamstring, Bows Out of Yardwork
Wife: "Consecutive days on ass streak still alive and well" for baseball's Ironman

Breaking

God Watches Major League 3, Immediately Schedules Rapture