Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Your Headlines for March 11, 2009



Local
White Elephant Gift Recipient Secretly Excited About "Kate and Allie " Season 3 DVD


Sports
Cal Ripken Strains Hamstring, Bows Out of Yardwork
Wife: "Consecutive days on ass streak still alive and well" for baseball's Ironman

Breaking
God Watches Major League 3, Immediately Schedules Rapture

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