Tuesday, March 03, 2009

Your Headlines for March 2, 2009


Local
Overcompensating Roommate has TV Constantly Set to Versus Network, Claims Love of Lumberjack Competitions, UFC
Yet "somehow the TiVO is loaded with episodes of Gossip Girl that I didn't put there," says fellow roommate.


Politics
Black Republican Obviously Hates Self


Washington
Obama Promises Not to Sign Bills with Earmarks… Except This Time… aaaannd Maybe Next Time"

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