Anybody who has owned a young puppy or kitten has been there. After a long day of huffing paint to Kid Rock, all you really want to do is kick back with your homemade MacGyver bong and just take a load off, you know? But all KITTY wants to do is play. Faaaahhhhhhkk. What to do, what to do…hmmm... EUREKA! Stuff kitty IN the homemade MacGyver bong, of course!
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The cat made him smoke the pot! It wanted it! I mean anyone's who's tried to stuff a cat into a pet carrier knows there's no way Shadow didn't get into the bong if he didn't want to. So, now removed from the protective environs of his Bong, Shadow's a bit skittish. What stoner wouldn't be? I'm just waiting for PETA to try to pass some kind of animal marijuana usage law (if sick people can use pot, shouldn't animals deserve the same rights and humane treatment)?
Soak your cat in bongwater. Great idea. I'm sure that will smell wonderful.
As though having little boxes of cat shit in your house wasn't bad enough.
Dogs > Cats
Oh, please, like anything, even bong water, could make a cat smell worse. Just jump on the band wagon and blame the human. I'm telling you the cat is a major hop-head!
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