What's the appeal with the Chili Peppers? I never got it. And now they're all aged hipsters, making music for other aged hipsters and young people without enough sense to look for something better. Like all the D-bags in high school who claimed Dave Matthews was their favorite artist because they know no one will call them out for having different tastes in music.
Besides Flea, Chad Smith and John Frusciente being some of the most talented musicians on the face of the earth? Nothing, I guess. Oh, and the two videos posted here.
Look, I'm all for musical debate. In fact, I embrace it highly. It's almost a guaranteed passionate debate. Half-baked, convoluted and non-sensical ramblings don't appeal to me nearly as much, however. And unfortunately, yours falls in the latter category.
"Like all the D-bags in high school who claimed Dave Matthews was their favorite artist because they know no one will call them out for having different tastes in music."
Wha? Not sure what this has to do with the Chili Peppers or the price of tea in China.
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What's the appeal with the Chili Peppers? I never got it. And now they're all aged hipsters, making music for other aged hipsters and young people without enough sense to look for something better. Like all the D-bags in high school who claimed Dave Matthews was their favorite artist because they know no one will call them out for having different tastes in music.
To Anonymous:
Huh?
What's the appeal of the Chili Peppers?
Besides Flea, Chad Smith and John Frusciente being some of the most talented musicians on the face of the earth? Nothing, I guess. Oh, and the two videos posted here.
Look, I'm all for musical debate. In fact, I embrace it highly. It's almost a guaranteed passionate debate. Half-baked, convoluted and non-sensical ramblings don't appeal to me nearly as much, however. And unfortunately, yours falls in the latter category.
"Like all the D-bags in high school who claimed Dave Matthews was their favorite artist because they know no one will call them out for having different tastes in music."
Wha? Not sure what this has to do with the Chili Peppers or the price of tea in China.
Thanks for playing, though.
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