Monday, June 08, 2009

DoF Newswire: Brad Pitt is a Hideous Crater-faced Monster



"Sexxxiest Man Alive?" Psshhh, yeah right. Just how much did your publicist pay People Magazine for that honor, Brad?

From AOL.com:


So just what does a closer look at Brad Pitt reveal?

Well, thanks to some great work by the DoF's Ministry of Celebrity Dermatology, we were able to find out using advanced image enhancing techniques andOHMYGODWHY??

That's right, Olmos. It's personal now. Come get your dance, you son of a bitch.

-Blaine.

18 comments:

Askov Finlayson said...

Blaine, how could you pick on poor defenseless Edward James Olmos. I mean the man's career is deader than David Carradine (who will still beat him out for parts, despite being dead). I mean, Brad Pitt can fend for himself merely by being married to Angelina Jolie which elicits one of two responses in all males: awe (because she's so hot); or awe (because he endures a marriage to that hideous witch). But Olmos, I mean his best known work since showing up for 15 seconds on every Miami Vice episode was for doing a Lorne Greene impersonation on the Battlestar Galactica retread with religious overtones and Cylons whose spines glowed when making the Beast with Two Backs. What did Eddie ever do to you. Besides, you know the man can dance, he played Selena's father back in the 1990's…

Askov Finlayson said...

p.s. You're also clearly a racist for picking on Brad Pitt

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