Friday, November 20, 2009

Your Headlines for November 20, 2009



Nation
Bristol Palin Inks Endorsement Deal with "My Bad" Teenage Pregnancy Tests


Supreme Court Rules Black Jack Taco to Be "Explosive for Your Anus", Orders Taco Bell to Include Surgeon General's Warning on Each Wrapper

Tech
Hadron Collider Parts Believed to Be Purchased from Sears

Lifestyle
After Years of Speculation, Red Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot Admits "I'm Gay"

Business
JC Penney to Leave Christmas Stuff Up All Next Year

Sports
Mark Mangino and Andy Reid Actually Made of Fried Cheese


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