Thursday, September 24, 2009

This Day in History: 22 A.D.


Jesus invents the spork.

True story.

1 comment:

Askov Finlayson said...

Blaine,

You're clearly pulling things out of your butt on this one. Dawkins has clearly shown that Jesus never existed. I also noted in our at the grocery store the other day a plentitude of sporks. These two facts have now collided in the space/time continuum and the resulting temporal wave has transformed Dawkins into a pleasant looking, but still very angry, fern in a pastors office in Alabama.