Thursday, November 20, 2008

Man Found Having Sex with Mannequins, Cites Andrew McCarthy as Personal Hero.


UK-

A man has been arrested in the UK after trying to perform an orgy with a group of shop dummies.

Staff at a department store were shocked to find 37-year-old Metin Erzurum tucked up in a display bed in the shops window, accompanied by three mannequins.

He later admitted he had broken into the store and had been attempting an orgy with the life size dolls. Police were called and duly arrested Erzurum, charging him with burglary and criminal damage.

No word if Metin plans to cart his recently deceased boss around for a weekend in order to gain access to his sexy beach house. Stay tuned to DoF for updates.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

...Hey, wait a minute. Did you just slam Andrew McCarthy? You did, didn't you? You sly dogs.

PS: Please do Judd Nelson, next.

blaine_fridley said...

slam andrew mccarthy?? never, matt. and "doing" judd nelson would be equally as blasphemous.

just paying homage to the quintessential andrew mccarthy role as jonathon switcher in the unforgettable "Mannequin".

Man...that movie was AWESOME. they should really make a Mannequin 2"...what? they did? oh.

Reno Gruber said...

Anyone who appears on Muppet Babies as himself would NEVER be slammed by the DoF.