U.S. Roman Catholic bishops did away with the rule against eating meat on Fridays outside of Lent, but voted unanimously to preserve the Catholic tradition of tea bagging all new altar boys.
I always thought it was pretty funny that people were shocked at the high incidence of altar boy abuse among the clergy. They don't let these guys have sex, but they DO make them wear foofy hats and embroidered dresses.
No wonder the poor deluded bastards are so fucking confused.
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I always thought it was pretty funny that people were shocked at the high incidence of altar boy abuse among the clergy. They don't let these guys have sex, but they DO make them wear foofy hats and embroidered dresses.
No wonder the poor deluded bastards are so fucking confused.
Reno is a Catholic and of course must strictly abhor (that he laughed vigorously to) this post.
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