Monday, December 29, 2008

Gordy the Gadfly and his Undercover Adventures in the Iraqi Press Pool

Once again, it's time to check in with the buzz-making, shit-eating verminista we all know and tolerate, Gordy the Gadfly. Wondering why you haven't seen him lately? He's been on assignment, embedded in the Iraqi press corps. Wonder what he's been up to...?

Werds: Blaine. Pitchers: Merton.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

So…are shoes weapons of mass destruction?

I mean, I really think they could be depending on the foot of the person wearing them.

But for the time being, I do see some small hope in an Iraqi being able to throw his shoes at our President and not be immediately gunned down, or beaten down in order to be given some "quality time" in the nearest torture chamber.