Wednesday, December 03, 2008

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New Kids on the Block Reunite for the Fans
"Because this time, it won't be considered statutory rape," says Donnie Wahlberg


Thumbs Down: 4 Elementary Students Named in "Seven-Up" Cheating Plot
Guessing their thumb-tapper with 100% success rate raises suspicions of peeking; "Integrity of this great game compromised," says Principal


President Bush Unlikely to Get White House Security Deposit Back
Damage from mechanical bull, foam party among a long list of citations compiled by land lord

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