
Tech-
AOL announces it still exists, despite nobody using it since 2003.

Religion-
Pope asks priests to be more 'web savvy,' then winks and and nods before overheard muttering "you know what i'm talkin about, fellas."

Sports-
Serena Williams announced as Tennis's 2009 Man of the Year

Television-
Conan O'Brien wakes up at 11am, shits, goes back to bed. Makes $340,000.

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