by Reno Gruber, Hater of all things political.Last night, the three remaining candidates not named Ron Paul or Mike Gravel reminded us all why we hate everything. Here at the Diary of Fools we shake an extra fist at the subtlety of this message to the sign-making populous that make up the "modern?" lynch mob that are professional wrestling fans.
This "Raw Smackdown" of modern politics perfectly displays why educated and media savvy adults generally think of politics akin to accepted molestation of our own agendas. I mean, we get it. You're trying to win...and like it or not, some of the 4.9 million people who watch Monday Night Raw vote. Maybe like 25,000 or so. But do you think any of them are going to vote for you, Hilary Clinton?
Excuse my snobbery pro wrestling fans; when I was 12 I was one of you (oh I miss your loin-clothed antics, Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka.) But this doesn't look like a progressive hot-bed of ideas and new thought. I assume more than one guy forgot to wear pants on the way to the stadium until some old woman screamed in horror on the bus there.
...ok i'm projecting again, I forgot pants this morning. But I had a valid excuse. I wanted people to see what manbeauty looks like.
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Hillary really enjoys pandering. So much so that she'll stoop to this. Plus whoever wrote that for her must not like her very much.
Obama was more obviously reading off of a cue card than Chris Walken on SNL, but at least his tag line wasn't forced.
McCain wasn't even sure where he was. He was just saying what they told him to say so he could have the enema and nap he was promised.
hmmm...who to pick, who to pick...the asshat fits so fucking comfortable on all these clowns. thanks, reno, for proving once again that American politics can never reach rock bottom, but rather just keep plummetting down the abyss.
and for some reason, it's ralph nader who's made out to be the joke. or, he would be if people knew he was running.
comfortably, that is. the asshat fits so fucking comfortably.
It's a tough-to-reach demographic. At least they didn't put on outfits.
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