Friday, April 25, 2008

Your Morning Headlines for April 25, 2008

From Diary of Fools Newswire:

New worldwide study finds American school children rank 73rd in math scores, first in high-fructose corn syrup consumption




34 year-old co-worker still wears high school letter jacket
Won't shut-up about All-Conference honorable mention season of '92



Supreme Court rules one "bless you" enough in multi-sneeze scenarios
7-2 ruling states anything else goes "above and beyond" reasonable expectation for politeness




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