Beijing, China- As the 29th Olympiad start in China, the dominance of American Athletics stands out as one of the few things that cannot be tainted or compromised by an otherwise ineffective government. While the US's Economic and Diplomatic strength may have come under justifyable scrutiny lately, the country's vast representation in this year's Olympic games is a pungent reminder of past glory.America, Fuck Yah!
This supremacy is typified no more gracefully than the Beach Volleyball Dynamo that is Misty May-Treanor and Kerri Walsh. The duo of May-Treanor/Walsh haven't lost in like 160 years or something. They are basically the Ming Dynasty of tight spandex bikini bottoms. God bless them for that.
Bush - not satisfied with merely sinking our dollar and historic US foreign policy - went abroad to China to jinx the shit out of our beloved athletes.
When visiting the defending Beach Volleyball champs, Misty May Traenor (pictured in a pre-fecal pose,) challenged Bush to greet her in a typical greeting for volleyball players, the traditional ass-pat. Bush, sensing it'd be on The Daily Show for years to come initially declined. However, after having a few Bud Lights and realizing he's got about 3 months left to be the big guy, he back-handed May like the Patriot act did to our indivdiual liberties.
For about 30 seconds, I wanted to be George W. Bush.
I still kind of have a semi.
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Were I to venture a guess, I'd say those ladies just set him up. No supporter of the president's would actively encourage him to look even more like an idiot than he does on his own. So, good on them for their subversive, coquettish smacking around of the lamest lame duck in history.
Is it wrong that Akon's song "Smack That" came into my head when I looked at that pic?
I'll answer my own question. Yes, yes it is wrong. I'm sorry. You can boo me.
Oh man,
It would be beautiful to be that man at that moment. Hell it would be amazing to be president right now. Just as long as I didn't have to look as monkey like.
Keep blogging because its awesome.
-iMike
that's some good lame duckin', georgie. how you turn any situation - ANY - into a national embarrassment is truly amazing.
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