1951
The era of atomic testing in the Nevada desert began. 40 years later, the testing would cease with officials concluding "stuff was blowed up real good."
1977
The Vatican reaffirmed the Roman Catholic Church's ban on female priests, citing the little known 11th commandment, "Bros before hoes".
2006
Western Union delivered its last telegram:
Seriously [stop] You really need to get a computer [stop] They're not as scary or complicated as you'd think [stop] Also, you know those headaches you get [stop] I've found a product called "Advil" which seems to work as good or better than leeches [stop]
Today's Celebrity Birthday
Mike Patton of Faith No More turns 42. The DoF thanks your parents' fertile sperm/egg combo, without which this never would have happened:
Respek.
The era of atomic testing in the Nevada desert began. 40 years later, the testing would cease with officials concluding "stuff was blowed up real good."
1977
The Vatican reaffirmed the Roman Catholic Church's ban on female priests, citing the little known 11th commandment, "Bros before hoes".
2006
Western Union delivered its last telegram:
Seriously [stop] You really need to get a computer [stop] They're not as scary or complicated as you'd think [stop] Also, you know those headaches you get [stop] I've found a product called "Advil" which seems to work as good or better than leeches [stop]
Today's Celebrity Birthday
Mike Patton of Faith No More turns 42. The DoF thanks your parents' fertile sperm/egg combo, without which this never would have happened:
Respek.
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3 comments:
You guys aren't not sexy.
it's true.
...Or is it?
wait
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