Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Your Headlines for Tuesday January 26th















Television-

History Channel announces new program "Day You're Going to Die," highlighting the exact moment regular viewers will die.









Politics-

Barack Obama goes before congress asking for more money. Overheard saying "I just need it, ok? So are you gonna help us out or not? I thought you were cool, man. "










Music-
Simply Red Singer Mick Hucknall denies reports he is the love child of Rocky Dennis and Bilbo Baggins. (we'll keep holdin' on, for updates.)











Tech-

Apple announces designs for new Tablet. Everywhere tech-boners turn into serious cases of nerd-priapism.


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2 comments:

Gordon said...

Thanks for this, I'm off to Youtube now to watch Simply Red music videos and read comments.

Tajmccall said...

*Note: written under the influence of a Simply Red megamix.

**Yes, those exist.