Monday, July 07, 2008

Your Headlines for July 7th, 2008: PM Edition

From the DoF Newswire
Nancy Grace eats her babies on live television
"Tender baby flesh makes me grow stronger," says Grace


Tostito's inks deal with U.S. government to sponsor Statue of Liberty
"Give me your tired, your poor and your huddled masses yearning for the CRUNCH-tastic taste of flavorific restaurant-style tortilla chips!"


New study details origins of AIDS
Crazy Senile Grandmother Journal of Medicine cites "gay, butt-humping, black monkeys" as source


3 comments:

Chelle Blögger said...

Nancy Grace scares me more than the pope does.

*full body shiver*

Sully Sullivan said...

I thought McDonalds already had the rights the statue of liberty?

Monkey Suit said...

Nancy Grace is that special kind of awful person. The kind that probably knows she a bitch but doesn't care.