Facebook Temporarily Unavailable, Panic Strikes as Mundane Status of Millions of Casual Acquaintances Remains Unknown for Several Hours
Workplace:
Office Coffee Creamer Contains No Dairy, Pretty Much Everything Else
Corn syrup solids, hydrogenated motor oil, Owens Corning® fiberglass insulation, ashen remains of Jimmy Hoffa top ingredient list
Gossip:
Amy Winehouse to Divorce
Gentlemen, take a number… she's ON the market again! Hello? Fellas?
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3 comments:
Ha ha! This was an awesome article. I mean, who is that concerned about any of the above?
Facebook, non-dairy creamer and Amy Winehouse all give me the shits, that's what they have in common.
ha! well played, static… "the shits" was indeed the one common thread. winner, winner chicken dinner.
Her teeth are looking fabulous! She is a mo effin' catch! Snatch her up fellas! Make sure you bring tons of band aids in case the track marks on her arms begin to ooze.
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