Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Your Headlines for January 7, 2009

From the DoF Newswire:



Breaking

Peace at Last! Palestinian-backed David Lee Roth Supporters and Israeli Sammy Haggar Backers "Agree to Disagree" on the One True Leader of Van Halen
Prime Minister Olmert: "Diamond Dave's jump-kicks are undeniably awesome.
Hamas Leader Moussa Abou Marzouk: "OK, OK… so "
5150" ain't too fuckin' bad."

Health and Beauty

5 Tips for Soft and Manageable Hair with George Stephanopoulos
plus:
Anne Coulter's Home Remedy for Vaginal Odor

Obituary

Minnesota Timberwolves' 2008-09 Season Dies Young

2 comments:

Merton Sussex said...

Unless Ann Coulter's home remedy for vaginal odor is a one-step process that begins and ends with "Shoot yourself in the face," it doesn't go far enough.

What would she know about having a vagina, anyway?

Tajmccall said...

3 wins in a row!