Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Is it a scoop if everyone already knows?

Way to muckrake, People:


But word on the street is next week's cover will be the REAL shocker:



4 comments:

Merton Sussex said...

I suppose next you're going to tell me that Julia Roberts is a woman.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE ANYMORE

Anonymous said...

Was that Clay Aiken or kd lang on the cover of people. And have they ever been seen in the same place together? What lang's voice is deeper, so never mind. Other scoops to come McCain's fairly conservative and Obama's fairly liberal. Also just in…the Earth is round.

Anonymous said...

ahahaha oh man..thats like me finally saying.."ok i get it im big!!!!!"

Chris Thomas

The Husky Bro said...

wait a minute...Denzel is black??? What's next? Bryant Gumble and Larry Bird were switched at birth?