Was that Clay Aiken or kd lang on the cover of people. And have they ever been seen in the same place together? What lang's voice is deeper, so never mind. Other scoops to come McCain's fairly conservative and Obama's fairly liberal. Also just in…the Earth is round.
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I suppose next you're going to tell me that Julia Roberts is a woman.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE ANYMORE
Was that Clay Aiken or kd lang on the cover of people. And have they ever been seen in the same place together? What lang's voice is deeper, so never mind. Other scoops to come McCain's fairly conservative and Obama's fairly liberal. Also just in…the Earth is round.
ahahaha oh man..thats like me finally saying.."ok i get it im big!!!!!"
Chris Thomas
wait a minute...Denzel is black??? What's next? Bryant Gumble and Larry Bird were switched at birth?
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