Your Headlines for September 17, 2008

From the DoF Newswire:

Science

Half Man/Half Walrus Discovered

Society

Everybody in Elevator Pretending Not to Smell Fart

Fashion

Crocs® Creator Admits "It was all a joke"

Also takes credit for Uggs, Zubaz

(Above) A pair of  Crocs. 

Says creator George Boedecker, Jr,

"They're proof that with the right

amount of advertising, people will

buy anything."