Thursday, April 02, 2009

Site Update:DoF now accepting Subprime mortgage applications

Hello kittens,

As you may have noticed, the good ol' Diary had some domain issues this week. We have straightened those issues out (hopefully permanently) and are now back for business.

For those still looking for reasonable real estate queries, as our placeholder page stated, please send all monies to:

Diary of Fools
Attn: Subprime Mortgage Fiasco
P.O. Box 593593
Anytown, PA 12345

Thank you for patience.

Look for original video skits in the coming weeks, as well as the usual deliciousness and daily postings.

We love you,

DiaryofFools

14 comments:

Katherine said...

I love you, too. And oh, how I've missed you, Diary of Fools.

Tajmccall said...

Yah, i'll not comment on Blaine's subpar internet skillz.

wait, i just did.

Merton Sussex said...

In his defense, the registrar is a big poopy doody-head who smells like spoiled beets and has a face like a baboon's ass. They could've been a little more cooperative.

But, at least everything's okay again, right?



Right...?

Tajmccall said...

Everything is okay Merton.

Everything is alllllll right.

Sorry again, readers.

Merton is right, only Google and its terrible interface is to blame for this madness.

blaine_fridley said...

nobody asked about my subpar internet skillz, jerk.

Tajmccall said...

Thats true. I love you.

Katherine said...

He does have subpar internet skillz though, for reals.

Ben said...

Shit, does this mean I'll have to actually write that article now? I was pretty sure I was out of it for good.

Erectoplasm said...

Can't wait for the skits. Taj, like I said just let me know if you want some help. I'd contribute to the site directly, but I don't think people want to know how I've improved my gamerscore by 125 points this week

Squidsquirts said...

I'll take 200 viagra, and some zolft as a chaser, please. Can you do 5% below prime? And I want to see a realtor's certificate before we sign the contract.

lesath said...

i love limericks. you are my new god.

John Marshall said...

it's not your fault blaine.

it's not your fault.

really, it's not your fault.

seriously.

it's not your fault.

Merton Sussex said...

i love limericks. you are my new god.

Ha! Thanks for dropin' by, Farker. ;)

J-mizzle said...

The internet was a bleak and dreary place without you. Welcome back. I'm in dire need of Friday Funk. I even skipped my shower this morning to see if it would ease the DoF-sized hole in my soul.