NOBODY commented on this for 2 whole DAYS? This guy is awesome...equal parts complete greaseball nerd with lame hair and mustache, effeminate weirdo with tight lady sweater, and hip dude with cool glasses and immaculate collar.
this is a rare combination of awesome things, rolled up into an awesome thing.
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Hoboken, NJ
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2 comments:
NOBODY commented on this for 2 whole DAYS? This guy is awesome...equal parts complete greaseball nerd with lame hair and mustache, effeminate weirdo with tight lady sweater, and hip dude with cool glasses and immaculate collar.
this is a rare combination of awesome things, rolled up into an awesome thing.
A. No comment necessary.
B. The "ironic pubic hair" comment would be good enough if the picture actually required one.
Some things are funny enough on their own.
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