The Cuchini
Has THIS ever happened to you?
Don't worry. It's more common than you think. Especially during "Hot Pants Fridays" here at the DoF HQ.
But much to the chagrin of Star Magazine photographers and perv-Os everywhere, somebody actually took the time to ask him/herself how they could turn your camel toe into a cash cow.
And then took the time to actually create a business plan and follow through with said plan.
That's right.
Where as most people see this:
He/she saw this:
And then came up with this:
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Apparently the manufacturers of this product have grossly underestimated the undeniable appeal of the labia-wedgie.
Sorry to admit as much, but there's no sense being dishonest about it: men rather enjoy clothing situations that allow us to see the exact outline of the parts of the female anatomy we're usually not allowed to see without special permission. Why do you think all of those stupid tabloid websites get all damp every time they can publish a fresh set of photos featuring just how chilly Jennifer Aniston is in that t-shirt that's two sizes too small?
And yeah, I know it's aimed at women, and it's primarily a comfort thing. So, it should TOTALLY succeed, then. Because if there's one thing women refuse to do, it's sacrifice their own comfort for the sake of looking sexy. That's why no woman anywhere has ever bought a 6" stiletto heel, push-up bra, whalebone fetish corset, control-top pantyhose, or a thong.
In other words: Ninja, PLEASE.
hey! the hipster behind the counter at toys in babeland said that was to help me tuck my man-hammer back! thank you DoF, i'm getting a refund!
mert- yes.
john - diary of fools' mission #1: public service. you're welcom.
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