Monday UnFunk

The worst song ever created?

LFO's Summer Girls.

I don't know what hell in my own mind brought this song up for the SECOND time in a month, but it is so incessantly horrible I must share it with you.

If you were ever a 15 year old girl in the past 10 years, you probably remember this song. And liked it.

Jesus. This has to be the worst fucking chorus in the history of recorded sound.

"New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits.
Chinese food makes me sick.
And i think its fly when girls come by for the summer.(For the summer.)
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch.
I'd take if I had one wish.
She's been gone since that summer. (Since that summer.)"

Yes. That is the worst chorus in the history.

But the fact that Main Douche (Rich Cronin) actually tries his hand at talk/rapping and comes up with some gems like "You're the best girl that I ever did see/The great Larry Bird, jersey 33" and "Fell deep in love, but now we ain't speakin'/Michael J. Fox was Alex P. Keaton."

But also doubling as a terrible ad for overpriced prep-wear. Well you get the stink finger salute, LFO.

So here it is. Sorry.

RENO UPDATE: I just realized that video is rated 4 1/2 stars. Granted the rating system on YouTube is about as reliable as bridge made of dried boogers, I still hate everyone who voted 5 stars.